The world's most specific piece of labor-related sabotage.
Dear Sparkletts: If our fair and just contract demands are not met, we will leave ONE BOTTLE OF 1 LITER WATER UNCAPPED until you agree. What? No, not one bottle per case. Just one bottle, somewhere in the world, or at least that part of it that is served by Sparkletts home delivery. And you WON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
We await your timely return to the bargaining table.
Sincerely,
Amalgamated Cappers Local 22
